six months

28 02 2008

After a suspicious period of quietness I learned today that I am being offered another six months extension to my contract at work. Despite the fact that it’s been quite stressful of late I am, of course, going to take it. This means that, to complete The Plan™, I shall need to find an additional six months’ work afterwards. Six months.

The reason, of course, that it has been slightly less straightforward than previously is that the bank are “encouraging” managers to get rid of UK-based contract staff in favour of using those from their on/off-shoring supplier. I suspect that this pressure will only increase and that, therefore, I may not be so lucky next time. One never knows, of course, and we’ll see what happens when the time comes, but I won’t be too surprised if I have to find an alternative source of work to complete that last mile. Which might be a bit of a PITA, but still.
Good news for now, though. Ever onwards.




meet the new sauce

24 02 2008

Very much not the same as the old sauce. Regular readers may be aware that things in the brown sauce section of the larder have not been the same since hp jumped the shark. At a loss for what else to do I have, since then, continued to buy the newly inferior version of hp sauce. Today I was doing my weekly shop and ‘HP’ was on the list. Sure enough, I picked up my regular bottle – but then I stopped. “If HP is now rubbish”, I thought to myself, “why not try something altogether different as a substitute? Maybe something a bit spicier, say?” So I put it back and perused the shelf. Not much doing, it has to be said.

And then I saw this: Read the rest of this entry »




fairport convention @ the queen’s hall, edinburgh

23 02 2008

I recently described fairport to a very good friend of mine as ‘a guilty pleasure’. Let me correct that right now – last night has reminded me just how much I love this band and what an important part of my life they have been over the years. Not only are these guys legends, not only are they a fantastic band and a hugely entertaining night out, but they run a thread through over half my life (ever since that first accidental discovery at gilleleje festival in, what, 1986? Mr B?) that binds myself and certain other precious people together, and myself to some very good times indeed. I don’t see anything in that to apologise for nor to feel guilty about. This is the very stuff of life.

Enough of that, then. About last night… Read the rest of this entry »




sick again

21 02 2008

After tuesday’s courier debacle (I left work at 11am in an attempt to head them off in the expected 12-2pm window – ho ho – they turned up at 5:20pm, thus wasting me most of a day), I ended up being sent home from work on wednesday for looking too scary (no comments please…). In truth I wasn’t well, but you know how it is, one hates to give in to it, and it was just a cold.

So after an early night and plenty of lemsip, I woke up at 3am with a raging fever and an aching chest and joints. Not a good sign. How does one get a cold on one’s knees exactly? Anyway, suffice to say that I have spent most of today under a duvet, but am feeling markedly better for it. Hopefully this will continue and I can go back in tomorrow. The Plan™ liketh not sick days.

I had planned to use some of today to catch up on emails that I owe various far flung female friends (check the alliteration, man) but haven’t had the attention span. Soon, promise. Instead I have been reading, watching some cricket on the telly, and vaguely wondering about a new camera. Do I really need one? Probably not. But then, as King Lear said, ‘reason not the need’. And we all know what happened to him. So much for that.
In response to various readers’ questions:

  1. Yes, 2-0 was a great result. Yes, I am chuffed. An away goal will do nicely next, please. Whodathunkit?
  2. This is a foxgang, Dr P.

Oh, and in an unlikely vote of confidence in the aforementioned Plan™, I was cold-called by my own bank today, trying to sell me a mortgage. They’d made various incorrect assumptions about my current one (the nosey fuckers) but when I explained it to them they agreed that, yes, it was exactly what they were going to propose and, no, they couldn’t do any better. Noice. I didn’t tell them I plan on leaving them entirely, after 23 years, in the summer when I open my travelling bank accounts. Mwhahahwahahahahaaaa!

Ok for now. Off to do a bit more snivelling.




waiting for citylink

19 02 2008

It’s a bit like waiting for godot, except I can have the news on. Which tells me that castro has finally stepped down, and george n’ gordon, two slightly less effective leaders even now, are already starting to bang the pro-democracy drum. Right now I can hear bush going on about people in cuba “going to prison for the things they believe“. Not like you to lock up your opponents is it, georgie. Hypocrite. Haven’t you left yet?

Anyway, that’s by the by, the world turning. I’m stuck at home waiting for a courier delivery, specifically of my mate’s mum’s wedding present which, for obvious security reasons, I can’t mention. I only found out it was to be delivered today by accident and so have had to rush home from work in an attempt to catch the delivery people. This leaves me with no excuse, having already had lunch, for not catching up here.

So, last week work was a bit horrible, one of those weeks that remind me why I don’t really want to do this any more, which I managed to punctuate and leaven with not one, but two performances by foxgang, who are bang on form at the moment. Their trumpet player has decided to go and live in cyprus, but that’s the sort of thing that seems to happen to them, and it’s done nothing but make them reinvent their arrangements – well done. I do urge you to catch them if at all possible, they’re really rather good, and eminently danceable.

Other than this, not a lot has happened here lately, hence the dearth of news. There was the both awful and predictable FA cup exit at the weekend, but we won’t talk about that too much. I think it’s the predictability of it that hurts most. They used to say liverpool were at their most dangerous when behind. Now we’re at our most fragile when 1-0 up. So tonight we’re up against not championship strugglers barnsley but runaway serie a leaders inter milan. Let’s just say I’m not expecting much. Still, you never know, and it’s a cup competition again now, so we always have a chance.

Also at the weekend I failed to purchase a ticket for t in the park for the second year running. Not having much luck with this one lately, and the verve are playing the friday night too, which would have been ace. Oh well.
On the plus side, england finally won a one-dayer in new zealand, with a performance that only serves to render their previous two capitulations the more confounding. Colly must have had a word or two, but why does it take such dire straits to wrench a performance from the team? Still, well done, more please.

And – look! – the sun’s come out here! At least, I think that’s what they call the big fiery orange ball in the sky. People running screaming in fear? Check. Yep, that must be it.

Ok for now. More nail-biting adventures soon.




avarice sans frontiers

8 02 2008

I’m not normally bothered to be drawn into populist concerns (what’s the point?) but I have to register my protest at the premier league’s latest plan. Playing a(n) (extra) league game(s) overseas? Two things: one, who gets to play Manure three times in a season; two, can I say the words “fixture congestion”?

It’s a crock. The funniest (ho ho) thing was seeing actual UK fans interviewed on the news wondering to themselves how they were expected to afford to travel to Beijing for an away game. Wake up: you’re not. You’re the last people they want turning up. They’ve already got your money, so stay at home and pay to watch the PL Global Weekend Franchise Jamboree on tv. The Brand is after other people’s money now.

Hopefully, when people in The Global Marketplace see Wigan and Derby flaunt the PL Product play out a dour 0-0 draw in Candlestick Park they’ll realise that, actually, they could have a better game with folks from their own country, the whole thing will start to implode on the greed-frenzied egomaniacs that run the game nowadays, and the debt-ridden clubs will collapse in a frenzy of rat-infested-ship-abandonment. Good luck. The backlash is about to be created. Afterwards, if we’re lucky, we’ll have a ‘game’ called football.

Undermining our game; undermining the game in other countries; greed beyond measure; the Final Faustian Overreach.

See you on the other side.

ralph




fit the fourth

4 02 2008

Evenin’ all. Just a quick note, for I have much to do. Those clamouring for more content (I know, I didn’t believe it either – it may be a windup though. It was Dr Porridge…) may now be assuaged:

You Gotta Have Faith

Enjoy :)




separated at birth

3 02 2008

Having completed the weekend’s chores this afternoon I was idly watching the second half of fulham vs aston villa on the electric television, when I realised how much jimmy bullard looks like scorpio from dirty harry:

scorpio bullard
scorpio bullard

it’s been a quiet weekend.